- Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:56 am
#13040
Fellas....Im sorry I have to do this. I really respect all you guys and I hate to be the one who has to come out and say it.
But it needs to be said.
You look like a real asshole when youre riding your scooter
A geek. A loser. Even a little bitch.
Weve all heard the joke "What does a moped and a fat bitch have in common? They are both fun to ride but you dont want your friends to know youre doing it."
And shit man......on the vehicular food chain we are down BELOW the fucking moped. Only the rollerblader, unicycle and segway hoverboard thing are below us. And that aint saying much.
Women dont dig guys on scooters.
Do you get women looking at you like this?
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Yup you probably do.
But it needs to be said.
You look like a real asshole when youre riding your scooter
A geek. A loser. Even a little bitch.
Weve all heard the joke "What does a moped and a fat bitch have in common? They are both fun to ride but you dont want your friends to know youre doing it."
And shit man......on the vehicular food chain we are down BELOW the fucking moped. Only the rollerblader, unicycle and segway hoverboard thing are below us. And that aint saying much.
Women dont dig guys on scooters.
Do you get women looking at you like this?
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Yup you probably do.